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May. 23rd, 2013 11:29 amThe front door knob, for anyone near enough to notice, jiggles but never quite turns.
"Ugh, of course the door knob is human sized. Why did it have to be a knob and not a handle?"
After a few knocks on the door the voice on the other side asks, "Hello? I am Fairy Fixit from the Zanaris headquarters of the Abyssal Services Department. Could someone open the door for me? The knob is a bit too difficult for me to turn."
"Ugh, of course the door knob is human sized. Why did it have to be a knob and not a handle?"
After a few knocks on the door the voice on the other side asks, "Hello? I am Fairy Fixit from the Zanaris headquarters of the Abyssal Services Department. Could someone open the door for me? The knob is a bit too difficult for me to turn."
